Three things I could do without from here until the end of time:

1) Old white men wanting to make decisions about women’s health and reproduction. Shut your gaping maws.

2) Hearing someone tell me how amazing Eric Clapton is on guitar. He’s soulless. Get over it.

3) Being aggressively “informed” about the Illuminati. This is usually accompanied by talk of our televisions watching us. Turn it off, then, and read a book. Gah.


I love you all.